howling ghosts, they reappear

the homosexual agenda of house tyrell

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“the woods are lovely, dark and deep”

that is some a+ bullshit there robert frost

if you had actually stood by some woods at night you would know that THE WOODS ARE PITCH FUCKING BLACK AND FULL OF GOD KNOWS WHAT

COYOTES

RACCOONS

oh god one time there was a story about a rabid raccoon on this american life and it clamped its teeth down on this lady’s leg and she had to hold it off with both hands while dialing her cell phone with her toes and I DIDN’T HAVE MY CELL PHONE WITH ME

THERE COULD HAVE BEEN ZOMBIES OUT THERE

YOU DON’T KNOW

but i did it robert frost

i did it, tumblr

i took the trash out of the garage

Filed under WHAT IF THERE WAS A BEAR we're kind of too far south but occasionally they wander down here too hyped up on adrenaline to sleep now this has been a post

  1. spontaneouswithinreason said: I THINK WE’RE ALL FORGETTING ABOUT THE FACT THAT *SHIA LABEOUF* COULD HAVE BEEN OUT THERE. WHY ON EARTH DIDN’T YOU HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE. HE COULD HAVE CAUGHT YOUR LEG IN A BEAR TRAP AND HACKED YOU APART WITH AN AXE, AND THEN WHERE WOULD YOU BE? DEAD.
  2. the-bookish-dark said: well I LIVE IN THE VALLEY OF THE BEARS. EXCEPT THERE ARE NO MORE BEARS BECAUSE THE EXPLORERS KILLED THEM OFF WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE BEARS ARE AWESOME
  3. stealst said: man i think woods are lovely at night but that’s just me
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