My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
At last, they came here.
My mom is in Paris right now and she just sent me this
Liberte Egalite Beyonce
Give me at least one character and the reason you chose them. It can be based on looks or personality.
STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
This is the realest shit
This is when you know the education system is fucked up.
pompeii to fall | BASTILLE + QUEEN
what a great mashup!
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE I DIDN’T THINK I WOULD LIKE THIS BUT FUCK ME IT IS AMAZING LISTEN TO IT NOW OR YOU WILL BE MISSING OUT
Okay, I need this forever, basically.