a hundred jewels between teeth

you boys sure have a lot of friendship there

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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Filed under wait this would be so good??? you could use tropes from ghost-hunting shows i mean without the mockumentary angle this idea is ESSENTIALLY gravity falls but i'm REALLY INTO THIS ANGLE CAN WE DO A GRAVITY FALLS GHOST HUNTERS EPISODE