a hundred jewels between teeth

you boys sure have a lot of friendship there

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i am in a WEIRD MOOD tonight, my friends, and i need to say things at human beings

but like, i don’t actually have things to say

so in lieu of that, i’m going to show you the coloring book i got the other day at the dollar store

which i started coloring today

and i got it out and i was like, you know what, disney princesses are great, but i think we could do better here

SO I MADE SOME PUNK/HARD FEMME DISNEY PRINCESSES

and i learned that it is REALLY HARD to draw on eyeliner with a crayon when you have already been using said crayon to scribble in huge swaths of gown

BUT YEAH. i stopped coloring when my roommate came back, which i think showed probably weakness of character. I’LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME TUMBLR

I’LL MAKE YOU PROUD

Filed under other things of note i'm going to shore leave this weekend! YOU ALL REMEMBER SHORE LEAVE RIGHT BEST CON IN THE WORLD TBH and i'm going to dress up as peggy carter so i'd expect you'll see some pictures of that! tonight i got all happy-crying about season one of gilmore girls because i have a problem i also fancast kstew as william in hazards of love and had MORE PROBLEMS none of these problems are interesting to anybody but me but if i can't say them in the tags of my own hard femme disney princess post well where CAN i say them I ASK YOU i have to get up and get ready for work in seven hours i really like work but i am so hyped and distracted this week has been HELL I CANNOT SIT FOR ANOTHER IFVE HOURS READING PEOPLE'S SHITTY WRITING the biggest problem is probably that i KNOW i have a road trip in my future AND I LOVE ROAD TRIPS and the prospect is making me all antsy aahhhhh i just want to fucking go there is NO GOOD WAY to get up to a good zoom speed in manhattan that sounds like i'm complaining i am SO not complaining about living in new york for the summer it's been AMAZING I JUST NEED THE OPEN ROAD MAN oh god i'm so sorry if you're still reading i love you lots my life here just look at punk tiana isn't she pretty??? OF COURSE SHE'S PRETTY SHE'S TIANA

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jemeryl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

howthehelldidibecomeaduck:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

bisexualzuko:

onionhighonionandrenown:

viyahshadinikah:

Lesbian Jewish-Hindu Wedding 

This is both gorgeous and adorable.

The caption delights me.

The level of cuteness in this needs to stop.

—BB

I like the modern and traditional dresses together, that’s so cool!

THIS IS TRULY THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE <3

I will forever need Indian ladies getting married to other ladies on my dash <3

(via its-copasetic)

Filed under just cRYING ABOUT CUTE WEDDINGS FOREVER NBD fashion yes this totally goes in my fashion tag okay

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incomprehensiblelentils:

Her jawbone was carved out of the white and silent stone of the bottom of the Rhine. A thousand men died to craft it. A thousand more will die before it leaves the earth forever.

ABBEY I THINK YOU SHOULD READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT KSTEW IT’S THE BEST THING EVER

slkdfjlsdf THANK YOU FOR ALERTING ME TO THIS

mallory ortberg is literally a prophet of our modern era as far as i’m concerned

i want this quote CARVED ON MY TOMBSTONE

Filed under kristen stewart incomprehensiblelentils reblogging because THIS IS IMPORTANT KSTEW IS IMPORTANT

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via stella-muse)

Filed under about me i have had NOTEBOOK PROBLEMS from a very young age i don't even usually like to write by hand i press too hard and cramp up really easily but notebooks are so pretty you don't understAND