a hundred jewels between teeth

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snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

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Louis: Basically the story was…there was a cow. It was making a noise like cows do…

Louis & Niall: Moooooooooo!

Zayn: It sounded like a person!

Louis: Liam being the heroic man that he is and was, decided he would go out there and try to save this “man,” which in fact was a cow. He hopped over the gate to this field and looked around and shouted, “Hello?! Hello?! Does anyone need any help?”

Zayn: I got a stick, wrapped a cloth around it and lit it on fire and went out. I thought I was Indiana Jones running after Liam with it.

Harry: It was like completely dark and Liam was stood on the fence going, “Is anybody out there?! Is anybody out there?!”

Niall: So Liam was going to take on some murderer down in the field and a horse comes running at me in the dark.

Louis: So then we all went back in, sat around the fire for a little bit and then decided to go to sleep. But in fact, quite embarrassingly, even though we were 99% sure it was a cow we didn’t really dare sleep in our own beds. We actually had to sleep on mattresses on the floor next to each other because we had no key for the door and we thought the cow/man [would come in and murder us]. (x)

                  

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sashayed:

sashayed:

on my run just now i came around the bend of trees onto the open part of the mall, just at the crescendo of “breathing underwater,” and there out on the grass — under the glowing sunset-blue sky with its threads of golden cloud — stood a young guy with a bucket and a huge soapy net. The net was blowing out iridescent tangles of bubbles, and around him an Olympics commercial’s worth of kids chased after the bubbles, and standing around watching and laughing were mothers and fathers of every description including, I swear to god, the most beautiful interracial couple of fat lesbians you have ever seen, one bending her head to softly kiss the other one’s hand where it lay on her shoulder, anyway long story short that’s why a sweaty lady burst into tears on the National Mall about half an hour ago, dont worry about it

Okay you know what, I have worked really hard not to lie on this blog and I am not gonna start now. I was not listening to “Breathing Underwater.”  I was listening to Broadway superstar Brian Stokes Mitchell sing ”Through Heaven’s Eyes,” from The Prince of Egypt, and it was amazing.

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