everysinglewordinicelandic:

I have noticed that no human wants to be alone.

This is because of how they are made.

Except for maybe when they are in a bath-room, they always like to be with other humans and do human things with them. 

They like to talk with their mouths and ears with them, watch moving pictures with them, and listen to tón-list with them, and take photo-grams of their food for the inter-net with them, and dance with their feet with them, and sometimes kiss them on their mouths with their mouths.

If two humans like dancing together with their feet often, and kissing each other very much with their mouths, they are in a “sam-band”. 

This word means they are together, and that they are no longer alone.

n3ck-deep:

If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.

(Source: gn4rwolves, via redconverse)

thesuitelifeofprozacandcodeine:

my friend and i just watched star trek and the majority of the time we were making humorous renditions of benedict cumberbatch’s name. examples:

benadryl cabbagepatch

bradybunch crabapple

buckets. cries.

bostonmarket krispykreme

bootybump carbonmonoxide

bombastic cyanide

Babylonian cantaloupes

bellydance coldcorpses

betty crocker

bromine cheesecurdles

bottlepop crockpot

bisphenol copypaste

(via lyricsandhearts)

thingolsdingles:

arguing that khan’s white-washing was about benedict’s acting skills

kind of implies that, um

you think there wasn’t a poc actor with sufficient skill (and interest)

to play the canonical poc role

um

(via wingedbeastieanji)

(Source: whoistorule, via aggressivebutterfly)